This Incredible Tribute to Calvin & Hobbes Will Make You Cry
Aug 27, Besides the fact that Calvin and Hobbes is the comic I cherish It's so naturally written, I am always searching online for articles that can help me. By the way , your comics have inspired me to take up drawing again after a Hey Gav, after the meet up tonight, I came back on to Zen Pencils to look. Better go get the tissues. Bill Watterson, the legendary creator of Calvin and Hobbes, is idolized by many as the world's greatest cartoonist. He followed his. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night! Calvin and his buddy were almost always hilarious - then they'd zap your with a tearjerker or wax philosophical on Calvin and Hobbes, perfectly describing me once again .
The family returning home from a trip on which Hobbes had been left behind at home by mistake and discovering their house had been broken into. Dad muses how he doesn't feel safe in his own home anymore.
Meanwhile, Calvin is practically in hysterics trying to find Hobbes because he thinks his best friend has been tigernapped. He even tells his mother that "Hobbes is so trusting," especially since Hobbes is established as a misanthrope.
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Thankfully, he was not. Unfortunately, we're all 'someone else' to someone else. Calvin signs up for a baseball team due to being bullied by Moe for being the only boy who didn't sign up. However, close to the end, Calvin accidentally catches the ball for the wrong team and makes his team lose. All of the other players cruelly and mean-spiritedly insult Calvin for an understandable mistake, in a way that really hits close to home if you've been bullied yourself.
One of them even asks the coach if he can hit Calvin with the bat. Due to this name-calling, Calvin asks the coach if he can sign off. There's also the story arc when Calvin has to tell his father that he broke his binoculars, and Dad flies into a tirade lasting for almost an entire strip. At the end of it, a tearful Calvin looks up at the man and says: Let's pretend I already feel horrible about all this and that you don't need to rub it in anymore.
Many of the heartwarming scenes between Hobbes and Calvin become outright devastating if you agree with the interpretation that Hobbes is only alive in Calvin's imagination, and that that's all he has. Calvin responds with a weak "I know". Understandably, his mom races to the phone immediately.
The night before, Calvin has a stomachache and calls for his mom. She mutters that he'd better really be sick to be getting her up at 2 AM, and then she hears him throwing up in bed. Also, Hobbes shows No Sympathy as Calvin, still sick, lays awake in bed fretting about if he'll go to the hospital or if he's dying. To be fair, Hobbes himself doesn't want to catch Calvin's bug too, but still Susie wants to be friends with Calvin, or at least play with the only kid on their neighborhood block.
Calvin refuses, due to Susie being a girl. He has made her cry, tossed apples and pine cones at her, and refused to play house her way. While he is sincere at times, like when he thanks her multiple times for finding Hobbes and keeping him safe, Calvin is too mean the rest of the time. Add the implication from several story arcs that she's a staunch perfectionist who often panics that a failure in first grade could ruin her chances of getting into a good college, and Susie really is prime woobie material.
Poor Calvin's endless misery in school, especially considering that he's in first grade. Description Calvin and Hobbes are standing in the rain, waiting for the bus. Calvin launches into a long speech about a dream he had. He could flap his arms and was able to fly.
He zoomed over the neighborhood. His eyes watered from the wind. He laughed and laughed as he made loops in the sky. Then, Mom woke him up and said he'd miss the bus if he didn't get up. Twenty minutes later, he's standing in the cold rain, waiting to go to school, and he just remembered he forgot his lunch. He tells Hobbes Tuesday's don't start much worse than this. I'm never going to ride one as long as I live. It's trying to k-kill me! It was just a dream, honey. Description In bed, Calvin says he hates his stupid bike.
He's never going to ride one as long as he lives. He hears a creak. His bicycle comes out of his bedroom closet. Calvin shouts that the bike has been lying in wait and is coming to get him. He yells for help. Mom comes to his room and holds Calvin close. Calvin tells her that he told her it's trying to kill him. She says it was just a dream, but she asks why he brought his bike upstairs to his closet.
First thing tomorrow morning, I'm calling the orphanage. Description There are monsters under Calvin's bed. They tell Calvin there's a shiny toy for him under the bed. Calvin says they just want him to come down so they can grab him with an oozing appendage, slowly paralyze him with some vile secretion, and devour him alive.
He says forget it. As he turns to lie in bed, he tells Hobbes they are stupid monsters. All fangs and no brains. The monsters whisper to Hobbes that they'll give him some salmon if he pushes the kid over the bed. Hobbes asks if the salmon is fresh. They say it is. Calvin, horrified, yells for Hobbes not to listen to them. Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee woo hoo! I'm coming after you! Ha ha hee hee ooh! Calm down, calm down.
Ha ha hoo hoo hee hee ha. I'm all wound up, and Mom needs to be put to bed. Description For show-and-tell, Calvin has bone fragments he unearthed in his front yard. He says they look like ordinary driveway gravel, but he recognized them as part of a jawbone from a new species of carnosaur. He has an illustration of the Calvinosaurus as it would have appeared. He says he'll be publishing his full findings soon.
He feels he'll be the recipient of many paleontology prizes. He says those students who were mean to him will suffer then. He says he'll employ his resources to make their puny lives miserable. He'll crush their pitiful dreams and ambitions like bugs in the dust. But he offers an alternative. He's accepting a limited number of applications to be his pal. Calvin sits in the principal's office.
Calvin tells him to just wait. They're still making more of each other. How many did you see? Man, how am I going to school tomorrow? I'll never even make it to the bus stop! I can't outrun 15 snow goons! I'm as good as dead!
Can I take an ax to school tomorrow for Description In bed, Calvin asks Hobbes if he sees any snow goons outside. He says they're still making more. There are about fifteen now. Calvin doesn't think he'll even make it to the bus stop tomorrow. He is sure the snow goons will catch him. Mom kisses Calvin good night. Calvin asks her if he can bring an ax to school tomorrow Get up before you miss the bus!
Well, look who's finally up! You know, Calvin, from now on, you're going to bed earlier. This dragging out of bed late with a surly attitude every morning is going to stop.
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You're only kidding yourself, bucko. We should've adopted a year-old with his own apartment. Description Calvin wonders why he dreams when he sleeps. He asks Hobbes if their brains get bored.
He wonders why they don't just sleep. Hobbes thinks they dream so they don't have to be apart so long.
If they are in each other's dreams, they can play all night. Calvin thinks that sounds right. Calvin says he'll see Hobbes in his dreams in a few minutes. Hobbes says he'll be there. They roll over to sleep. They're asleep with smiles on their faces. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle and it keeps ME loaded.
I'm a professional snoop. It's a tough job, but then, I'm a tough guy. Some people don't like an audience when they work. Enough of them have told me so with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologist's dream come true. Snooping pays the bills, though. Especially Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my probation officer. So when a tall brunette opened my door with a case for me, my heart did a few calisthenics and I took the job.
Description Tracer Bullet keeps two magnums in his desk. One is a gun he keeps loaded, the other a bottle that keeps him loaded. He's a tough guy who people don't want around when they work.
They've told him so with blunt instruments.
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He's a phrenologist's dream come true. Especially Bill, his bookie, and Bill, his probation officer. When the tall brunette opened the door with a case for him Mom coming into his bedroom fuminghis heart did some calisthenics and took the job. Who needs your stinky club?! I've got my own club! My club dedicates itself to the destruction of your club! IT's a battle to the finish! This is total war! We'll see about THAT!
Only in your dreams, fuzzy face! Who are you yelling at up there? Description Calvin and Hobbes are fighting in the treehouse. Hobbes says his club dedicates itself to the destruction of Calvin's club. Calvin says it's a battle to the finish. They keep arguing with themselves while Susie walks up to the tree. She yells up to Calvin, asking who he's yelling at.
Calvin tells Hobbes to be quiet, it's Susie. He would just love me to believe that somersault was intentional and innocent. Description A paw, a back, whiskers. Hobbes is on the prowl. Calvin sees him, and starts to run. Hobbes tracks him down, leaps, and pounces on Calvin. Hobbes wakes up from his dream, gnawing on his pillow. He looks at the pillow, all torn to pieces. Calvin is looking at it in horror. Hobbes smiles, yawns, and goes back to sleep. Calvin pulls his covers up tight and looks at Hobbes with wide eyes.
His keen eyes are glinting! He dreams of a sprinting Sambar who'll soon be dismembered! Hmmmmmmm Description Hobbes lies on the ground dozing, while Calvin stands behind him. Calvin tells a short poem about his tiger being asleep, dreaming of a sprinting sambar who'll soon be dismembered.
Calvin walks away, while Hobbes hums contentedly in his sleep. And by a sleep to say we END the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to To die, to sleep! You finished that right up!
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Let's not have this ever again. Description In the snow fort, Calvin and Hobbes complain nobody's attacked their fort. Calvin says he's a genius, so people are drawn to his intellect. Hobbes believes jungle cats are held in higher esteem. He says you can't take a kid out in public, but tigers add savoir faire to any social occasion. Calvin says at least kids don't have fleas. Hobbes counters that's because fleas can't stand the way kids smell.
They threaten each other, then throw snowballs. As they lie on the ground, covered with snow, Hobbes suggests they don't need enemies. Calvin says best friends are all he can take. Hobbes leaps past Calvin to messily eat the toast on the floor.
Hobbes says he likes breakfast on the run. Mom angrily drags Calvin, carrying a mop and bucket, to the mess. Calvin pleas that it's their nature. Mom wonders why he can't eat at the table like a civilized human being.
Description Miss Wormwood gives Calvin his paper. He got an "A". Calvin is in a parade with a key to the city. People are cheering him, and fireworks are going off. Miss Wormwood tells the class to open their books to the next chapter.
And every year you callously ignore it and bring me practical things I don't want at all. Have you gone senile?? Or are you just a vindictive, twisted elf, bent on destroying kids' dreams?!?!
You might want to sleep on this one. I know, but it felt good to write it. Description Calvin writes Santa a letter. He writes Santa ignores his list every year and brings practical things he doesn't want.
He asks if Santa is insane, gone senile, or can't read. He asks if he's a vindictive elf destroying little kids' dreams. Hobbes reads the letter and suggests sleeping on it. Calvin knows, but he says he felt good writing it. I wish he'd sleep outside. Description Calvin plunges toward the ground. He wakes up from sleep. He's glad it was just a dream and his homework didn't explode.
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He realizes, though, that he didn't do his homework. Why doesn't anyone ever clean this dump? Here's a movie reel. I suppose it's as good as any.
I grabbed these two. Let's get them back to central cognition. W can run this reel first. I hope these are ebtter than last night's movies. The lights are dimming!